The Post-Happy Meal Phase

Forget the cheerful red wig and yellow jumpsuit—this is Ronald McDonald after too many late-night shifts. Caught mid-cigarette, he’s looking a little less "fun for the whole family" and a bit more "someone who needs a nap." The grimace isn’t just from the fries anymore. Strung out and chain-smoking, Ronald's clearly taken a break from flipping burgers and is now contemplating life, fast food, and his very questionable life choices.